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24_minutes_from_tulse_hill [2019/07/03 01:42] (current)
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 +Title is a parody of "24 Hours From Tulsa - Gene Pitney"<​br>​\\
 +\\
 +[[Sound of train stations being read out...]]<​br>​\\
 +\\
 +If your conscience fails you we can be your guide<​br>​\\
 +The runaway train will take you for a ride<​br>​\\
 +It's an '88 special with automatic doors<​br>​\\
 +[[Johnny Guitar]], tell 'em where it goes<​br>​\\
 +Down the tracks like a thunderstorm<​br>​\\
 +past the house where I was born<​br>​\\
 +Guaranteed and bonafide, a genuine white knuckle ride<​br>​\\
 +We've got smackheads, crackheads, pensioners, pimps,<​br>​\\
 +[[anonymous alcoholics]] looking for a drink<​br>​\\
 +So put your feet up, enjoy the show<​br>​\\
 +Twenty four minutes from Tulse Hill let's go<​br>​\\
 +\\
 +We've got [[yardies]],​ [[steamers]],​ parasitic cops<​br>​\\
 +[[Bostik boys]] playing chicken in the box,<​br>​\\
 +jackpot crackpots, [[Summerstown blues]]<​br>​\\
 +nineteen nervous wrecking crews<​br>​\\
 +Mad alsatians, [[pit-bull terrorists]],<​br>​\\
 +hammerheaded loan sharks trying out for [[Jaws 6]]<​br>​\\
 +[[BMX bandits]] breaking all the windows,<​br>​\\
 +[[you don't need a weatherman to know which way the wind blows]]<​br>​\\
 +\\
 +Twenty four minutes from Tulse Hill<​br>​\\
 +the driver'​s dressed in black<​br>​\\
 +He's dead on the dead man's handle<​br>​\\
 +and we ain't coming back<​br>​\\
 +\\
 +We're going down the tracks and off the page<​br>​\\
 +past the dole, [[The Silver Blades]]<​br>​\\
 +Through the flats to the seventh floor<​br>​\\
 +along the walkway to your front door<​br>​\\
 +Up the staircase, down the hall<​br>​\\
 +where daddy bangs you against the wall<​br>​\\
 +and beats your brains in with a tablespoon<​br>​\\
 +[[AWOPBOPALOOBOPALOPBAMBOOM]] !<​br>​\\
 +\\
 +[[Calling all cars, calling all cars]]<​br>​\\
 +check all the pubs and raid all the bars<​br>​\\
 +Bring in the rapists, the muggers and thieves<​br>​\\
 +make it safe for the OAP'​s<​br>​\\
 +House the homeless boys and girls<​br>​\\
 +[[save the children]], [[feed the world]]<​br>​\\
 +Then put your feet up, [[mind the gap]]<​br>​\\
 +and take it right back to the track [[Fruitbat]]<​br>​\\
 +\\
 +Twenty four minutes from Tulse Hill<​br>​\\
 +the driver'​s dressed in black<​br>​\\
 +He's dead on the dead man's handle<​br>​\\
 +and we ain't coming back<​br>​\\
 +\\
 +We're going down the tracks and on ahead<​br>​\\
 +where skins and [[angels fear to tread]]<​br>​\\
 +Up the chimneys, down the drains<​br>​\\
 +through the eyes of hurricanes<​br>​\\
 +From the brothels of Streatham,<​br>​\\
 +[[to the taking of Peckham]]<​br>​\\
 +fun, fun, fun,<​br>​\\
 +Here we come!<​br>​\\
 +[[Lead out sample]] <​br>​\\
  
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