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a_bachelor_for_baden_powell

Join the cubs<br>
See the world<br>
Pay your subs<br>
Meet the girls<br>
Sell your toys<br>
Be reborn<br>
They love a boy in uniform<br>
37 wasted years<br>
Closeting his greatest fears<br>
Still in shorts and eating jelly<br>
He used to come and fix our telly<br>

Akela, Akela<br>
I will do my best<br>
Akela, you'll have heart failure<br>
Get your hands out of my vest<br>

The oldest joker in the pack<br>
Knew how to fold a union jack<br>
Bought me chocolate, cakes and sweets<br>
All the Cadbury's Flakes that I could eat<br>

Akela, Akela<br>
I will do my best<br>
Akela, you'll have heart failure<br>
Get your hands out of my vest<br>

You're a bachelor for Baden Powell<br>
And you don't know where I've been<br>
Take your spatula and your bathing towel<br>
And go swear your allegiance to the queen<br>

You'll get no badge for touching me<br>
Bad health or inefficiency<br>
Hallitosis, poison breath<br>
Or scaring little lonely boys to death<br>

Akela, Akela I wil do my best<br>
Akela, Akela<br>
You've got to get me off your chest<br>

Akela, Akela<br>
I think that it's time to go<br>
Hayla Shayla, see ya later<br>
I'm only nine years old and the answer's NO!<br>

You're a bachelor for Baden Powell<br>
And you don't know where I've been<br>
So take your spatula and your bathing towel<br>
And go swear your allegiance to the queen <br>

a_bachelor_for_baden_powell.txt · Last modified: 2019/07/04 02:14 by parry