Carter USM

Brace yourself, don't flex your muscles
You're 40 years old and you're looking troubled
Ease those wrinkles and dye your hair
Try your girlfriends underwear

I know it sounds dumb and I shouldn't give a damn
Call the Emergency Medical Hologram
I'm phased out stunned, that wasn't in the plan
Call the Emergency Medical Hologram

Admit defeat, gravity will win
A beer gut isn't a deadly sin
Release yourself and get on your bike
Come outside and I show you what it's like
Show you what it's like
Show you what it's like

You're not so pretty, Isn't that a pity
You're feeling shitty, that's why I wrote this ditty

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