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There was a drive by driving
On a busy street
Someone put the knife in
Through the passenger seat
There was blood on the needle
Of the petrol gauge
And the lawyer for the people said
Road rage

He said, the uninsured attacker
Had no M.O.T.
He got his licence from a cracker
On a Christmas tree
At the time of his arrest
He sucked peppermints
He was the only one, I guess
Thought he drove better with a drink

There was a drive by driving
On a busy street
Someone put the knife in
Through the passenger seat
There was blood on the needle
Of the petrol gauge
And the lawyer for the people said
Road rage

Somebody wake up a sleeping policeman
My baby's dead and he's dead for no reason
Tell him how you saw the vehicle in question
Proceeding North in a Northern direction

THE CANDLESTICK, REVOLVER AND THE DAGGER AND THE ROPE
HAVE BEEN REPLACED BY THE AMMONIA AND THE STANLEY TO THE THROAT

As the beat up Chevvy hits the jack knifed truck
The hatchback machetees through the viaduct
As the nodding dog gets heavy with his nodding pups
People get ready to get tooled up
For road rage

Road rage Beast in the cage
Knife through the seat
And blood on the gauge
Lay-by up in the sky
Baby is dead
Baby is drive bye bye

road_rage.txt · Last modified: 2020/09/04 02:51 by parry